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决对搞笑经典短笑话
某精神病院听说领导要来医院视察情况,于是,院长召集所的病人开会在会上,院长
讲道："今天下午,有很重要的领导要来参观,所有的人都要去门口欢迎.在欢迎的时候,所有病人站在医院
大门口两边,要站整齐,当我咳嗽的时候,大家一起鼓掌,越热烈越好；我跺脚的时候必须全部停止,不能有
一个出错.要大家都做好了,今天晚上可以给大家吃肉包子,只要有一个人弄砸了,所有的人都没有包子吃,
记住了吗？"台下病人一起喊道："记住了！"
这天下午,领导准时到来,当他步入大门的时候,欢迎的病人已在门口站好了这时,随着院长一声咳嗽,所有
的病人一起鼓掌欢迎,气氛十分热烈.来参观的领导受到热烈气氛的感染,面带笑容,和大家一起鼓掌步入
医院.见领导已经走进了医院,院长一跺脚,所有的掌声都停止了,非常整齐.只有这位领导还在面带笑容一
边鼓掌一前行,院长感到非常满意.
忽然,从欢迎的人群里窜出来一个壮如施瓦辛格的病人,大步冲到领导面前,抡圆了
给了他一个大耳光,气愤异常地吼道--"你丫不想吃包子了？！！！"

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[whitepad]***700;400;700,400;;** m32,32 l33,32,33,35,34,36,34,39,35,40,35,42,36,43 e|********* m36,30 l40,30,40,39,43,39,43,38,48,38,49,37,49,36 e|********* m67,14 l67,15,66,16,64,20,64,22,62,26,61,29,60,34,58,38,56,48,54,54,48,68,37,90,34,97,33,100,28,110,26,112,26,109,27,106,27,101 e|********* m67,25 l69,25,69,26,70,26,73,29,76,31,78,34,82,36,84,39,89,42,97,48,102,51,104,52,107,54,108,54,109,55,109,56,106,56 e|********* m64,47 l68,47,70,46,72,44,74,44,77,43,79,42,80,41 e|********* m65,58 l65,59,66,59,66,60,68,60,68,61,69,61,69,55,70,55,70,54,71,54,71,53,72,52,72,53,73,55,74,56,74,57,83,57 e|********* m124,29 l124,39,126,43,126,44,128,44,128,40,130,36,132,35,132,33,133,33,133,34,134,35,134,36,136,38,137,40,140,40,140,36 e|********* m169,19 l168,19,167,20,167,21,165,22,165,25,159,34,157,36,155,41,153,44,150,49,142,65,142,64 e|********* m160,38 l168,38,172,40,176,41,178,43,181,44,185,44,185,45,184,45 e|********* m153,57 l153,56,154,56,154,54,155,52,157,50,158,50,158,49,160,49,160,56,159,57,158,59,158,61,157,63,157,66,158,66,158,65,159,63,160,63,161,62,163,61 164,61,165,60,166,60,166,62,169,65,170,67,172,67,173,69,177,69,178,68,178,66 e|********* m210,63 l210,64,211,64,211,70,209,72,209,73 e|********* m232,39 l257,39,262,38,266,36,267,36,268,35,267,35 e|********* m259,21 l259,33,260,37,260,47,261,54,262,58,263,64,263,73,264,77,264,87,263,87,263,86,262,85,261,83 e|********* m253,71 l253,70,254,70,254,67,255,67,256,64,258,63,259,61,263,58,265,56,270,53,272,51,275,49,279,47,280,45,284,43,284,41 e|********* m285,35 l286,34,287,34,287,33,290,33,290,32,294,32,295,33,296,33,298,35,299,37,300,37,300,41,297,44,296,44,294,46,293,48,292,48,291,49,291,50,293,50 293,49,295,47,295,46,296,46,296,45,294,45,294,44,292,44,292,43 e|********* m289,39 l289,47,288,48,288,53,287,53,287,52 e|********* m280,47 l280,53,281,53,281,54,282,55,283,55,284,56,304,56,308,54,310,54,311,53,311,51,310,51,310,50 e|********* m337,33 l362,33,365,32,369,31,371,31,373,29,372,29,372,28,370,28 e|********* m356,17 l356,36,355,40,353,51,350,56,348,60,347,64,344,67,342,70,341,73,339,75,338,75,338,74,336,72 e|********* m367,59 l369,60,370,61,372,62,373,62,376,63,376,64,377,64,377,65,378,65,378,68,376,68 e|********* m419,12 l419,18,417,20,417,22,414,28,413,31,412,35,411,38,409,43,407,47,406,51,405,54,403,58,401,60,400,63,399,65,399,66,398,68,398,62,399,60 e|********* m428,20 l432,24,433,26,436,29,436,35 e|********* m423,33 l427,33,427,37 e|********* m419,51 l420,51,420,50,421,48,422,48,423,47,425,46,428,45,429,44,431,43,434,42,435,41,437,41,437,45,436,46,436,47,435,49,434,50,433,52,433,53,431,57 431,56,430,55,430,53 e|********* m429,50 l430,50,430,51,431,52,431,54,432,55,432,57,434,57,434,54 e|********* m446,14 l449,14,450,13,451,13,452,12,453,12,453,16,450,22,449,22,449,23,448,24 e|********* m448,23 l448,42,449,44,450,47,450,54,451,54,451,45 e|********* m455,19 l456,18,456,16,458,16,458,17,459,18,460,21,461,22,462,24,463,25,463,26,464,28,464,30,465,31,465,59 e|********* m449,23 l450,23,450,24,451,24,451,26,452,28,452,35,453,35,453,39,452,39,450,41,450,42,449,43,449,44,450,44,450,43,451,42,451,41,455,41,455,47,454,49 453,50,453,51,452,53,450,59,448,61,448,62,447,63,446,65,446,62 e|********* m457,60 l466,61,468,61,472,62,474,63,478,63,478,65,477,65 e|********* m533,6 l533,8,534,8,534,9,535,9 e|********* m541,3 l541,4,540,4,538,5,538,6,535,7,533,8,528,10,519,12,516,14,508,22,509,22,510,20,516,19,519,19,523,17,553,11,556,11,559,10,558,10,558,11 557,11,555,12,554,13,553,15,551,16,548,20,546,22,546,24,544,26,544,36,545,37,545,39,546,40,546,41,547,41,547,25,548,24,548,19,549,19,549,36 e|********* m517,9 l517,16,518,19,518,30,519,32,520,33,520,35,521,35,521,36,524,36,525,37,527,38,528,39,538,39,541,38,545,36,546,36,549,35,550,35,551,34,553,34 555,33,554,34,553,34 e|********* m505,54 l508,54,510,53,512,53,514,52,518,51,521,51,526,50,529,49,534,48,542,46,545,46,549,44,550,44,550,43,548,43,548,41,547,41,547,40,546,40,546,39 545,39,545,41,546,42,546,49,547,50,547,70,544,70,544,69,541,69,541,68,540,67,539,67,539,65,538,65,538,64,537,64,537,62,536,62,536,56,537,56 537,55,538,55,538,54,537,53,537,52 e|********* m594,17 l594,27,593,29,590,32 e|********* m587,35 l587,37,588,38,588,39,589,42,591,45,592,47,592,63,593,64,593,65,594,66,594,54 e|********* m598,39 l602,35,604,34,606,32,608,31,612,31,612,30,613,30,613,32,614,33,615,37,615,38,616,41,617,42,617,56,616,57,616,59,615,60,615,61,614,64,614,65 613,65,613,64,612,63,611,61,611,60,610,59 e|********* m607,49 l608,49,608,59,609,59,609,57,610,54,612,53,613,50,617,45,620,41,625,34,629,30,631,27,633,25,635,24,636,21,636,19,637,18,637,17,636,18,636,26 637,27,640,27,642,28,643,29,645,30,646,31,647,33,648,33,649,35,649,50,648,53,648,57,647,60,646,62,645,62,645,63,644,64,641,64,638,61,636,61 635,59,633,59,633,53,634,53,635,52,637,51,638,50,639,50,640,49,646,49,646,50,644,50,643,51,641,52 e|********* m40,146 l40,178,39,181,38,186,36,190,35,193,35,195,33,199,33,185 e|********* m40,132 l41,132,41,130,42,130,42,129,43,129,43,128,44,128,45,129,46,131,48,133,48,134,50,136,50,139,51,140,52,142,52,195,51,195,51,194,49,192,49,191 48,189,47,186,46,184 e|********* m39,151 l41,151,42,152,43,154,43,155,44,155,44,172,45,172,45,170,46,168,47,165,49,163,51,158,53,156 e|********* m78,127 l78,128,76,128,76,130,73,133,72,135,70,137,70,138,67,141,66,143,66,144,65,144,64,146,63,146 e|********* m80,139 l86,142,89,144,94,145,97,146,100,148,102,149,105,150,94,150 e|********* m57,149 l69,149,71,148,74,148,77,147,86,147 e|********* m66,158 l67,161,67,162,68,163,68,165,69,166,69,167,70,167,70,168,71,168,72,167,72,166,73,165,73,164,75,162,75,161,76,160,78,157,80,155,85,155,85,158 87,158,87,160,88,162,88,163,89,163,89,165,82,165 e|********* m76,167 l75,168,74,168,73,169,72,171,70,174,69,176,68,177,68,178,66,180,66,179 e|********* m72,178 l74,180,77,182,78,183,79,183,79,175 e|********* m82,166 l82,176,81,177,81,179,80,181,80,182,79,182,79,178,80,178,80,177 e|********* m86,175 l89,178,91,179,91,180,94,183,93,183 e|********* m114,147 l114,148,121,148,123,147,126,147,131,145,134,144,138,143,141,142,142,142,144,141,144,140,145,140,145,139,144,139,144,138 e|********* m135,127 l135,131,136,134,137,135,137,141,138,148,138,153,139,165,139,189,137,189,137,188,135,186,133,186,130,183,131,183,131,182,132,181,132,180,133,179,134,177,141,170 145,169,148,167,156,163,158,161 e|********* m159,156 l160,156,162,154,166,154,172,152,174,151,175,150 e|********* m168,154 l168,155,169,156,171,160,172,161,172,164,174,165,174,174,173,176,172,177,171,179,167,181,160,181 e|********* m196,142 l196,177,195,177,195,165 e|********* m204,134 l206,133,209,132,211,131,217,131,220,130,223,130,223,135,222,137,220,138,219,140,217,142,216,144,214,146,211,147,207,151,206,151,206,152,208,152,209,151,213,151 213,161,210,167,209,168,208,170,206,170,206,171,204,171,204,170,203,168,203,165,202,162,202,160 e|********* m206,121 l206,122,207,123,207,125,209,126,210,129,214,136,216,140,219,145,223,151,227,158,237,171,241,177,244,182,247,186,253,196,256,199,259,205,259,206,261,208,261,209 260,209,260,208,258,205,257,202,257,200,256,196 e|********* m240,152 l239,157,238,159,235,164,234,166,231,171,227,175,225,175,225,174,224,172,224,170 e|********* m240,114 l242,117,245,120,246,122,248,124,249,124,249,126 e|********* m303,107 l303,108,301,110,301,112,300,113,298,114,297,117,295,120,292,122,288,125,285,129,281,130,279,133,277,135,275,136,274,137,274,135 e|********* m298,123 l306,122,310,121,315,121,315,122,314,122,313,125,310,128,308,134,304,138,300,140,297,143,295,143,292,144,292,145,291,145,293,143,296,142,302,142,302,144,300,146 300,147,299,148,298,150,297,151,297,152,296,153,294,153,294,151 e|********* m294,149 l294,153,295,155,298,159,298,160,299,161,301,161,301,162,309,162,311,161,314,160,317,158,320,158,324,156,325,154,327,151,327,147 e|********* m346,123 l347,123,348,122,350,122,352,124,352,126,353,127,353,128,355,132,355,134,358,137,358,139,360,143,363,146,363,147,364,149,365,149,365,156,364,158,363,158,363,159 362,160,358,160,356,159,354,157,353,155,353,154,352,153,352,151,353,150,353,149,354,148,355,148,356,147,359,146,380,146,389,145,391,145,392,144,390,144 e|********* m402,155 l403,156,403,158,402,158,402,159,400,161,399,163 e|********* m474,91 l473,91,472,92,471,92,469,94,467,95 e|********* m434,114 l435,117,438,119,438,120,445,120,460,117,467,115,474,114,481,112,487,110,491,108,496,106,498,106,499,104,496,104 e|********* m484,99 l484,100,483,103,483,104,482,106,481,109,480,115,480,118,481,120,481,121,482,122,485,122,485,123,486,125,486,126,488,130,489,133,489,145,488,148,487,152,485,155 484,158,483,162,481,164,480,166,478,168,477,168,476,169,474,170,470,170,467,169,465,167,462,166,460,163,456,162,455,159,453,157,451,153,451,146 e|********* m464,128 l465,128,465,140,467,140,467,143,469,144,469,146,471,147,472,147,473,149,477,149,484,142,486,139,492,131,495,128 e|********* m502,123 l502,134,503,136,504,137,504,138,507,138,507,141,506,141,505,142,505,143,504,143,503,144,502,144,502,143 e|********* m533,104 l531,104,531,103,541,103,546,104,552,105,581,105,581,103,576,103 e|********* m564,94 l564,115,563,115,562,117,556,117 e|********* m552,117 l563,117,564,116,567,116,567,117 e|********* m557,118 l556,119,556,120,555,121,555,125,556,126,556,127,557,128,558,128,558,127,559,126,559,125,560,124,562,123,564,123,564,124,565,124,565,126,562,126 e|********* m556,128 l555,129,555,133,558,133,560,132,561,131,563,130,565,130,566,129,566,130,565,130,562,133,559,135,554,138,549,140,546,142,541,144,538,145,536,146,535,146,535,147 538,147,543,146,546,145,553,144,556,144,559,143,565,143,563,147,562,150,559,155,559,158,561,158,562,156,563,156,566,154,567,154,568,153,570,153,571,154,572,154 574,155,588,155,589,154,590,152,591,151,591,149 e|********* m42,237 l49,239,63,239,69,238,75,236,82,234,89,233,96,231,101,229,107,227,111,226,114,225,115,225,116,224,114,224 e|********* m52,219 l58,222,59,224,61,226,62,228,65,228,67,230,72,230,73,229,73,228 e|********* m83,221 l83,223,81,225,81,227,80,228,78,229,76,233,64,240,58,241,47,246 e|********* m29,254 l31,256,32,256,34,258,35,258,35,259,38,259,39,258,39,257 e|********* m48,251 l60,251,61,250,62,250,62,249,63,249,64,248 e|********* m69,245 l67,248,61,254,41,269,34,276,30,281,29,283,28,284,28,283 e|********* m45,272 l46,272,46,273,47,275,48,278,50,281,51,284,51,287,53,290,54,295,55,299,55,312,56,309,57,305,57,302 e|********* m64,269 l64,267,66,265,67,265,69,264,70,263,72,263,74,262,77,260,80,260,86,257,92,257,92,256,89,256,89,255,88,255 e|********* m88,254 l87,253,87,302,86,301,82,293,82,291,80,289 e|********* m78,281 l78,279,79,277,79,273,80,273,81,271,82,271,83,270,85,270,85,271,86,273,86,274,87,275,87,280,85,284,85,286,84,287,84,288,83,290,83,299,84,301 84,302,85,302,85,301,86,299,88,296,89,293,94,283,99,270,105,257,107,251,109,247 e|********* m119,217 l119,218,118,218,117,219,117,223,116,224,114,229,114,237,131,237,131,248,130,251,130,253,127,262,127,264,126,266,124,268,123,268,123,267,122,266,121,264,119,261 119,259 e|********* m119,256 l119,262,118,266,117,269,115,273,112,280,110,284,104,293,102,295,101,297,98,299,97,300,97,295 e|********* m105,286 l111,286,116,289,125,295,128,296,131,299,135,301,137,301,137,303,138,304,140,304 e|********* m178,234 l178,252 e|********* m205,227 l205,253 e|********* m173,279 l176,279 e|********* m200,273 l207,273 e|********* m174,276 l178,276,178,278 e[/whitepad]

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